I Do Not Twitter. I Don't Want

Get Your Friends Together, Go To Your Local Bookstore And Have A Book-buying Party.

Lots Of People Have Expressed Consternation That I Haven't Gotten Rid Of Southern Accent, But I Just Never Saw Any Reason To Lose The Flavor That I Grew Up With. I Enjoy Saying Some Things With A Southern Accent.

Vincent Van Gogh's Mother Painted All Of His Best Things. The Famous Mailed Decapitated Ear Was A Figment Of The Public Relations Firm Engaged By Van Gogh's Dealer.

I Think A Writer Is Not An Ideal Husband... Writers Tend To Get Off Into Their Own Heads And Not Notice The People That They're Living With, Or They Get Irritable With The People That They're Living With When The People Insist On Being Noticed.

Contemporary American Children, If They Are Old Enough To Grasp The Concept Of Santa Claus By Thanksgiving, Are Able To See Through It By December 15th.