I Do Not Twitter. I Don't Want

The First Time I Walked Into A Library, I Got So Excited I Almost Wet My Pants.

English Is An Outrageous Tangle Of Those Derivations And Other Multifarious Linguistic Influences, From Yiddish To Shoshone, Which Has Grown Up Around A Gnarly Core Of Chewy, Clangorous Yawps Derived From Ancestors Who Painted Themselves Blue To Frighten Their Enemies.

Usage Ain't Always A Matter Of Ought.

Any Given Generation Gives The Next Generation Advice That The Given Generation Should Have Been Given By The Previous Generation But Now It's Too Late.

I Think What's Really Hard Is Making Sense And Making What You Write Clear And Smooth-flowing.