I Do Not Regret The Folly Of

Dieting Is Our Last Tie With Asceticism.

Unlike The Ambiguity Of Life, The Ambiguity Of Language Does Reach A Limit.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

A Crisis Unmasks Everyone.