I Do Not Mind Lying, But I

There Is Nothing Which At Once Affects A Man So Much And So Little As His Own Death.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.

If We Attend Continually And Promptly To The Little That We Can Do, We Shall Ere Long Be Surprised To Find How Little Remains That We Cannot Do.

Morality Is The Custom Of One's Country And The Current Feeling Of One's Peers.

Life Is Not An Exact Science, It Is An Art.