I Do Not Mind Lying, But I

It Is A Wise Tune That Knows Its Own Father, And I Like My Music To Be The Legitimate Offspring Of Respectable Parents.

The Ancient Mariner Would Not Have Taken So Well If It Had Been Called The Old Sailor.

The Advantage Of Doing One's Praising For Oneself Is That One Can Lay It On So Thick And Exactly In The Right Places.

Life Is A Quarry, Out Of Which We Are To Mold And Chisel And Complete A Character.

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.