I Do Not Know What I Regret.

Older Teens Tend To Write To Me And Say, 'thank You For Not Writing Down To Teenagers.'

We Went To The Moon To Have Fun, But The Moon Turned Out To Completely Suck.

Teens Are Not Like The Weird, Dumb Dwarves You Have Around Your House. They Are Actually You When You Were Younger.

A Library Is An Adjustable Wrench For Opening The Head.

I've Always Enjoyed That Kind Of Thing - Thinking About The Production Of Narrative And Why It Is That When We Read A Novel, We Don't Notice The Fact That Someone Who Might Be Very Close-mouthed Or Tight-lipped Is Perfectly Willing To Tell Us A Story In 600 Or 700 Pages.