I Do Not Believe They've Run Out

If One Must Explain A Magic Trick, One Should Do So After The Show Is Over.

The Perversity Of The Universe Tends Towards A Maximum.

There Is No Cause So Good Or Noble That It Will Not Attract Fuggheads; And The Fuggheads Will Get All The Press.

I Don't Have A Strong Interest In History.

There Is A Technical, Literary Term For Those Who Mistake The Opinions And Beliefs Of Characters In A Novel For Those Of The Author. The Term Is 'idiot'.