I Do Not Believe In My Death.

The Reason Some Portraits Don't Look True To Life Is That Some People Make No Effort To Resemble Their Pictures.

Every Morning When I Wake Up, I Experience An Exquisite Joy - The Joy Of Being Salvador Dalí - And I Ask Myself In Rapture: What Wonderful Things This Salvador Dalí Is Going To Accomplish Today?

When I Paint, The Sea Roars Others Splash About In The Bath

I Have Dalinian Thought: The One Thing The World Will Never Have Enough Of Is The Outrageous.

Right Now I'm The Greatest. I Don't Say This Through Vanity. It's Just That The Rest Are So Bad.