I Do My Laundry On A Weekly

I Think A Lot Of People Can Get Wrapped Up In Comparing Themselves. And That's When The Tragic Downfall Comes, Because There Will Always Be Someone More Beautiful.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

Rap In General Has Never Been My Steez, But I Like It.

What I'm Bringing To The Pop Table Is That I'm Not Pretentious. I'm Fighting This War Against All That Because Pop Music, In My Opinion, Should Be Fun.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.