I Do Have Trouble With Titles.

Life Is An Honor, Albeit Anonymously Delivered.

The Wife Picked Out Ceramic Tile For Floor Covering, Not Realizing That Cost Was Determined By Square Foot, Not Square Yard Like Carpet. Thinking The Price Was Plenty Reasonable, She Had An Extra Room Of Tile Ordered For Installation. When The Bill Arrived, It Was Staggering. She And Her Husband Began A Fight That Continued All Through The Construction Job. They Ended Up Divorced, But Not Until She Had Broken Every Window.

I Don't See Gender As The Most Significant Fact Of Human Existence.

Birthdays Are Ghost Bounty Hunters That Track You Down To Ask, "que Pasa, Baby?

Short Things Are Short All Over And Long Things Are Long All Over.