I Distrust All Television Doctors.

I Do Not Believe In God. I'm An Atheist. I Consider Myself A Critical Thinker, And It Fascinates Me That In The 21st Century Most People Still Believe In, As George Carlin Puts It, 'the Invisible Man Living In The Sky'

Believe It Or Not, I Have About The Same Success Rate As Anyone Else. Sometimes You Hit, Sometimes You Miss.

The Average Person Has Eight Different Jobs Over The Course Of Their Lifetime. You Get A Little Antsy Doing The Same Thing.

My Dad Always Played Anne Murray In The Car On The Way To The Dump When I Was A Kid.

Whoever Invented Spray Cheese Had To Have Been A Harvard Guy.