I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.

The Mother-in-law Had An Accident At Work. A Hot Rivet Dropped Down Her Drawers And She Fell Off The Oil Rig.

I've Got A Friend Who Is A Lion Tamer. He Used To Be A School Teacher Till He Lost His Nerve.

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.