I Didn't Want To Write A Book.

I Like Daughtry, I Like Nickelback, I Like Dave Matthews. I Like Beyonce - She's A Really Good Entertainer.

If I Were Gay, Life Would Be A Lot Simpler. I'm Kind Of Annoyed That I'm Not.

When I Was Between The Ages Of Five And Nine, The Soldiers Of The Second World War Wanted To Have Betty Grable, But I Wanted To Be Betty Grable. She Was The Epitome Of An Alluring Woman; She Had It All As Far As I Was Concerned.

I Was Appalled That The San Francisco Ethic Didn't Mushroom And Envelope The Whole World Into This Loving Community Of Acid Freaks. I Was Very Naive.

You Don't Have To Wear Fur. They Make Such Great Fakes. There's No Reason To Kill An Animal.