I Didn't Think I'd Ever Be An

Please Don't Wear Skinny Jeans If You Don't Have Skinny Genes.

I'd Moved To L.a., And Everyone's Actors Here And Writers, They Were Like Super Emotional And Super In Touch With Their Feelings, And It Seemed Like Every Two Weeks One Of My Friend Just Coming To Me And, Like, You Hurt My Feelings The Other Day, Dude.

I Think I Was Just So Ecstatic That I Was Working, And Then As It Went On, You Know, I Started To Really Appreciate That It ["freaks And Geeks"] Was Good And That We Were Doing Something A Little Different And That, You Know, Everyone Was Really Cool To Work With And That It Was Really Talented Group Of People, And It Was Just When I Was Realizing That, That It Got Canceled.

Vegans Are Murderers, Just Like Everyone Else.

Luckily, Due To My Own Ego, Probably, I'm Always Quicker To Blame Other People.