I Didn't Realize What Fun It Was

It's Better To Spend Money Like There's No Tomorrow Than To Spend Tonight Like There's No Money.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I Just Never Had Anything To Do With Them. I'd Stop By The Office Maybe Twice A Year.

The Political Process Consists Entirely Of Politicians Talking Out Of Their Butts.

If You Spend Seventy-two Hours In A Place You've Never Been, Talking To People Whose Language You Don't Speak About Social, Political, And Economic Complexities You Don't Understand, And You Come Back As The World's Biggest Know-it-all, You're A Reporter.

In Japan People Drive On The Left. In China People Drive On The Right. In Vietnam It Doesn't Matter.