I Didn't Know Dirty Words Could Be

I Would Like To Like To Make One Thing Clear At The Very Outset And That Is, When You Speak Of A Train Robbery, This Involved No Loss Of Train, Merely What I Like To Call The Contents Of The Train, Which Were Pilfered. We Haven't Lost A Train Since 1946, I Believe It Was - The Year Of The Great Snows When We Mislaid A Small One.

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.

If There's One Thing I Can't Bear, It's When Hundreds Of Old Men Come Creeping In Through The Window In The Middle Of The Night And Throw All Manner Of Garbage Over Me. I Can't Bear That.

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.

I Am Very Interested In The Universe - I Am Specialising In The Universe And All That Surrounds It.