I Didn't Know Dirty Words Could Be

I've Always Been After The Trappings Of Great Luxury. But All I've Got Hold Of Are The Trappings Of Great Poverty. I've Got Hold Of The Wrong Load Of Trappings, And A Rotten Load They Are Too, Ones I Could Have Very Well Done Without.

We Exchanged Many Frank Words In Our Respective Languages.

I Am Blind -- But I Am Able To Read Thanks To A Wonderful New System Known As 'broil' . . . I'm Sorry, I'll Just Feel That Again.

One Of The Ways To Avoid Being Beaten By The System Is To Laugh At It.

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.