I Didn't Invent The Middle Finger, But

My Baby She'll Take A Chance, My Baby Got A Brand New Dance, Wango Tango, Wango Tango.

Fortunately, As It Pertains To Guns, My Dad And Uncle Introduced Me To Guns The Way It Needs To Be Done: Smart, Slow And Safe.

My Worst Song Is Stimulating Beyond Words. My Best Songs Are Downright Scary.

While I Now Own More Guns Than The 82nd Airborne, My First Gun Is Still The Most Important Gun I've Ever Owned.

If Barack Obama Becomes The President In November Again, I Will Either Be Dead Or In Jail By This Time Next Year.