I Didn't Have To Audition. That's Common,

If You Show Up In L.a. With Your Shirt Inside Out Or Socks Mismatched, People Start Putting Change In Your Cup.

If I Can't See The Humor In It, How Am I Going To Be Funny?

When A Performance Isn't Working, It's Usually Because The Actor Is Trying To Do Something And They're Not Able To Express Their Idea Very Well. It's A Muddled Expression.

I Like To Just Keep The Land Within Sight. Nowadays They Can Tell You If There's A Storm Three Days Out. So It's Not Much Of A Concern. But I've Never Been A Big Boat Person. I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time At Sea.

All Cultures Are Different. Some Commit Genocide. Some Are Uniquely Peaceful. Some Have Enormous Hunting Festivals Or Annual Stretches When Nobody Speaks. Some Don't Use Electricity. In American Culture, We Obsess About Celebrities. We Create Them, Build Myths Around Them, And Then Hunt Them And Destroy Them. I Don't Know Where Its Taking Us Or What It Means But I Know We Do It.