I Didn't Confide In Men. Well, I

I Have A Girlfriend Who Talks Like That All The Time. Who Constantly Complain About Their Periods And Plumbing And Stuff.

Life Is A Cruel, Horrible Joke And I Am The Punch Line.

Still, The Word "boyfriend" Starts To Sound Pathetic After Age 30.

I Used To Want To Gamble, Too, Until I Was 20 And Could Actually Go To A Casino. Then I Wasn't So Crazy About The Attitude.

I Say More Power To [madonna], Though I Don't Know How Much More Power Is Out There.