I Did Pick Up A Guitar Once,

I Got Briefly Mistaken For Someone Who Might Be Good In Bed, Which Was Very, Very Good.

Hunger Is Almost Like Something The West Does. It's Almost Like The Direct Result Of The Way The West Performs.

I Never Go On The Net Or The Web, Or Whatever It's Called.

I Find It Hard To Relax Around Any Man Who's Got The Second Button On His Shirt Undone.

Never Go Anywhere You Have To Wear Brown Shoes.