I Did Not Want My Tombstone To

A Road To A Friend's House Is Never Long.

I Did Not Want My Tombstone To Read, 'she Kept A Really Clean House.' I Think I'd Like Them To Remember Me By Saying, 'she Opened Government To Everyone.'

You Bet Being Funny Helps Accomplish Things. I've Always Maintained That People Don't Realize How Many Brain Cells It Takes To Be Funny. And Politics Ought To Be Fun -- After Baseball It's Our Next Favorite National Pastime.

I Thought I Knew Texas Pretty Well, But I Had No Notion Of Its Size Until I Campaigned It.

Let Me Tell You, Sisters, Seeing Dried Egg On A Plate In The Morning Is A Lot Dirtier Than Anything I've Had To Deal With In Politics.