I Did Masses Of Opiates Religiously.

I Grew Up Knowing That I Had The Prettiest Mother Of Anyone In My Class.

People See Me And They Squeal Like Tropical Birds Or Seals Stranded On The Beach.

A Lot Of Times, People Think They're The Only Ones That Feel A Certain Way.

I Like Birds And Dogs. I'm Allergic To Cats.

As A Matter Of Fact [my Mother] Is Very Happily Married. To A Very Nice Southern Gentleman Named Roanoke - Her First Non-jewish Husband, As She Likes To Say.