I Deliver My Truth Hot And Hard.

Take The Platypus - That Is Not A Finished Product. It Is Clearly Still In Beta.

Making A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow.

I Have A Generally Liberal Audience, But They Will Applaud When I Nail A Liberal Lion.

The Greatest Threat Facing American Today - Next To Voter Fraud, The Western Pinebark Beetle, And The Memory Foam Mattress - Is The National News Media.

Last Night Was Super Tuesday - A 10-state Gop Primary Orgy. A Big, Sweaty Pile Of Lever-yankin Republican Voters. And Like Most Orgies, It Involves A Bunch Of Middle Aged Guys Who Are Not Appealing To Women.