I Definitely Don't Think That I'm Hot

Sometimes I Bust Out And Do Things So Permanent. Like Tattoos And Marriage.

Whether You're Throwing Up Or Breaking Up, You Want Your Girlfriend Right There! I Don't Trust Women Who Don't Go To Their Girlfriends.

I'd Rather Be A Few Pounds Heavier And Enjoy Life Than Be Worried All The Time.

It's The Worst When You're Kissing Someone Who's Not A Good Kisser, And You're Trying To Make It Look Good, But You Feel Like You're Just Working On Your Own.

I Live For Makeup And I Like Wine. These Are My Truths!