I Dated The Same Girl All Through

Thank God I Never Got In A Fight. All Of The Jock Dudes Hated Me, But All Of Their Girlfriends Thought I Was Nice So They Wouldn't Touch Me. It Was Infuriating To Them.

When People Are Amped Up, They Listen To More Upbeat, Loud Songs. A Frank Sinatra Album Sets A Certain Mood, Just As A Clash Record Sets Another.

The Thing You Realize As You Get Older Is That Parents Don't Know What The Hell They're Doing And Neither Will You When You Get To Be A Parent

Then When We Did The Untitled Record, We Just Didn't Feel Like Putting Joke Stuff On It, So We Didn't. It Wasn't Really A Deliberation Or A Real Introspective Thing Like, "are We Going To Joke On This One, Are We Not Going To Joke On This One?" We Just Didn't Feel Like It On The Untitled One, So We Didn't.

We Reserve The Right To Make Fun Of Every Single Person On Planet Earth.