I Couldn't Play Off People That I

You Do A Clean Show And It's Over And The Audience Have Enjoyed Themselves And You've Enjoyed Yourself, And You Haven't Had To Resort To Shock.

I Don't Know How Many Sacred Cows There Are Today. I Think There's A Little Confusion Between Humor And Gross Passing For Humor. That's Kind Of Regrettable.

There's Gratification In Making Somebody Laugh. It's A Wonderful Sound. I Find Myself, To This Day, Doing It, Wanting To Make People Laugh.

One Of The First Things You Ever Learn As A Stand-up Is Don't Show Fear.

I've Done More Than I Thought I Was Ever Going To Do. I've Had A Very Long And Very Satisfying Career.