I Couldn't Play Off People That I

Comedians Are Never Really On Vacation Because You're Always At Attention... That Antenna Is Always Out There.

I Was Never A Certified Public Accountant. I Just Had A Degree In Accounting. It Would Require Passing A Test, Which I Would Not Have Been Able To Do.

Humor's A Weapon If You Want To Make It One.

All I Can Say About Life Is, 'oh God, Enjoy It!'

The Only Thing I Have Never Done Is A Broadway Play. I'm Not Sure I Have The Discipline Necessary To Do A Broadway Play. I Know It Holds A Fascination For Certain Actors.