I Could Write A Book On The

I Know Every Skynyrd And About All Johnny Cash Songs.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

I've Always Made Music From The Heart, And That's What I Do.

I Bought A Book Of Mark Twain Quotes. That's About My Speed. I'll Read A Couple Quotes And Put It Down.

As Much As You Don't Want To Say You Are A Vengeful Person, When Someone Drags Your Name Through The Mud And Plays Press Games And Puts Things Out There Like That, You Are Kind Of Like, Alright. Us Weekly Will Be Gone Next Week, The Songs I Am Writing Won't.