I Consider Myself A Court Jester -

If People Confront Me With Certain Questions, If They Are Not Right, I Will Not Answer Them.

I Am Kinder To My Body. I Don't Try To Prove Anything To Myself Or Others. I Keep Thinking About The Need To Go Slower, Gentler And Maintain A Sense Of Humor About It All.

I'm The Clown You Take Out Of The Box And Wind Up When You Need A Good Laugh. And Then, When You're Done With Me, I Go Back In My Box.

When I Was Younger, I Ate Nothing But Fried Food. Everything Was Fried, From Oysters To Chicken To Potatoes To Vegetables. When You Die In New Orleans, They Deep Fry You Before They Put You In The Coffin. When We Baptize Children In New Orleans, We Baptize Them With A Bordelaise Sauce; We Don't Use Water.

Ninety Percent Of People Who Lose Weight Gain It Back. It's Very Sad.