I Consider Myself A Court Jester -

Stop Trying To Find Something In Food That Will Make You Feel Better. I Used To Have Eating Disorders; I'd Binge And Purge All The Time: Fried Oysters, Po' Boys, Muffulettas, Beignets, Coffee And Doughnuts. I Tried To Medicate Myself With Food When People Made Fun Of Me Or Hit Me With A Bat In School. I'd Always Turn To Food.

When I Lost My Weight, I Went And Bought About 15 Different Types Of Underwear To See What Would Look Good On My New Body. It's Exciting!

My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox. I Own Thousands And Thousands And Thousands Of Songs.

I Sort Of Think Of Myself As Part Priest, Part Clown.

My Father Offered Me A Dollar For Every Pound I Would Lose As A Kid. It Didn't Work. And It Doesn't Really Work In The Long Run.