I Consider Myself A Completely Lucky Filmmaker.

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read War And Peace In Twenty Minutes. It Involves Russia.

I Think Universal Harmony Is A Pipedream And It May Be More Productive To Focus On More Modest Goals, Like A Ban On Yodeling.

You're So Good Looking I Can Barely Keep My Eyes On The Meter.

No, No, I'm A Lowbrow. I Read [dostoevsky] More Out Of Obligation Than Enjoyment. For Enjoyment, For Me, It's A Beer And The Football Game.