I Collect Spores, Molds, And Fungus.

I Believe Things Happen That Can't Be Explained, But So Many People Seem Intent On Explaining Them. Everyone Has An Answer For Them. Either Aliens Or Things From The Spirit World.

I'd Like To Think I'd Never Do A Gratuitous Fart Joke.

Where's The Great Pay? Where's The Travel? Where's The Winnebago, Goddamnit!

Everyone Has Experienced Laughing At A Funeral, And Not Even Inappropriately. It Could Be A Response To A Moment Of Absurdity Or Some Fond Memory. We're Human Beings So We Understand That Laughter And Crying Aren't Always Disparate Emotions.

I've Always Had That Overweening Desire To Be Liked By The Audience.