I Collect Spores, Molds, And Fungus.

I Can't Imagine A Successful Comedy Movie Without A Successful Comedy Performance At The Heart Of It.

I'm A Writer-director-actor, Which I've Always Kind Of Enjoyed. I Compared It To The Olympic Biathlon. "not Only Can He Cross-country Ski, But He's A Terrific Marksman As Well." I Want People To Say, "you Mean That Writer Performed A Tracheotomy?" That's Right, I Do Everything.

With Both Caddyshack And Vacation, It's Not Like The Subjects Were Serious Enough That They Engaged My Interest For Another Round. I Love The Characters, And The Actors Were Great, But I Didn't See The Need To Make Another Vacation Movie.

I've Never Taken A Script To The Stage Or To Principal Photography And Said, "this Is Perfect. This Is As Good As It Can Possibly Be." It's Not Shakespeare, You Know; You Know It Can Probably Be Better.

Find The Most Talented Person In The Room And If It's Not You, Go Stand Next To Him. Hang Out With Him. Try To Be Helpful.