I Can't Tell You What It's Like

I Have Written A Book. This Will Come As Quite A Shock To Some. They Didn't Think I Could Read, Much Less Write.

This Administration Is Doing Everything We Can To End The Stalemate In An Efficient Way. We're Making The Right Decisions To Bring The Solution To An End.

God Told Me To Smite Osama Bin Laden, So I Invaded Afghanistan. Then He Told Me To Smite Saddam Hussein, So I Invaded Iraq. Now He Wants Me To Work On The Middle East Problem.

There Are Jobs Americans Arent Doing. ... If Youve Got A Chicken Factory, A Chicken-plucking Factory, Or Whatever You Call Them, You Know What Im Talking About.

What People Can't Possibly Imagine Is What It's Like To Have Two Presidents Who Have A Relationship As Father And Son.