I Can't Say I Ever Loved My

Sinatra’s Idea Of Paradise Is A Place Where There Are Plenty Of Women And No Newspapermen. He Doesn’t Know It, But He’d Be Better Off If It Were The Other Way Around.

The Problem With This World Is, Everyone In It Is 3 Drinks Behind.

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

Major Strasser: You Give Him (rick Blaine) Credit For Too Much Cleverness. My Impression Was That He's Just Another Blundering American. Captain Renault: We Musn't Underestimate American Blundering. I Was With Them When They Blundered Into Berlin In 1918.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.