I Can't Relate To 99% Of Humanity.

I Like Telling Stories About People With Problems. I Can't Really Put It Much Simpler Than That.

There's A Certain Type Of Character That You Can't Help But Come In Contact With Growing Up And Living In Brooklyn And Long Island. A Certain Mixture Of Moxie, Heart, And A Wise Guy Sense Of Humor.

My Favorite Review Described Me As The Cinematic Equivalent Of Junk Mail. I Don't Know What That Means, But It Sounds Like A Dig.

Usually, I Only Get To Work A Few Weeks On A Movie, Or I Often Don't Make It To The End Of The Movie Because I'm Disposed Of.

I Usually Get Freaked Out If I'm In A Situation Where A Lot Of People Recognise Me At Once.