I Can't Dance At All By Myself.

I Understand How Important Hair Is To A Woman's Self-esteem And Confidence.

I Love A Glass Of Champagne. It Can Make Even The Most Average Monday Seem Like A Saturday Night. I Always Say There's Happiness In Every Bubble!

All Great Reality Shows Have A Very, Very Similar Format. That's Why It Was So Easy To Parody.

As Long As You Smile, Have Sparkly Eyes And Stick Your Shoulders Back, Nobody's Going To Notice Your Bum Or Your Waist Or Your Feet, For That Matter.

Success Is Hard In General For Most Women. We Now Have Such Busy Lives, And We're Told We Can Do Everything - You Know, We Can Have The Relationship And The Marriage And The Kids And The Career.