I Cannot Write As Well As Some

I Was A Lawyer For 10 Years, And Several Of My Clients Had The Misfortune, Through No Fault Of My Own, Of Going To Prison. I Visited Them Occasionally.

The Coffee Arrives, And We Backslide Into What Lawyers Do Best---talking About Other Lawyers.

We Cuss Them Because We're Not Good Enough For Them. We Hate Them Because They Wouldn't Look At Us, Couldn't Be Bothered To Give Us An Interview. I Guess There's A Trent & Brent In Every City, In Every Field. I Didn't Make It And I Don't Belong, So I'll Just Go Through Life Hating Them.

It's A Game. We Tax Lawyers Teach The Rich How To Play It So They Can Stay Rich-and The Irs Keeps Changing The Rules So We Can Keep Getting Rich Teaching Them.

Writing's Still The Most Difficult Job I've Ever Had - But It's Worth It.