I Cannot Follow You Christians; For You

Atheist, Without God, I Look To Humankind For Sympathy, For Love, For Hope, For Effort, For Aid.

[that] My Body Be Buried As Cheaply As Possible And No Speeches Be Permitted At My Funeral.

I Cannot Follow You Christians; For You Try To Crawl Through Your Life Upon Your Knees, While I Stride Through Mine On My Feet.

On The Cross The Jesus Of The Four Gospels, Who Was God, Cried Out My God, My God, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? God Cannot Forsake Himself, Jesus Was God Himself. Yet God Forsook Jesus, And The Latter Cried Out To Know Why He Was Forsaken. Any Able Divine Will Explain That Of Course He Knew, And That He Was Not Forsaken. The Explanation Renders It Difficult To Believe The Dying Cry, And The Passage Becomes One Of The Mysteries Of The Holy Christian Religion, Which, Unless A Man Rightly Believe, Without Doubt He Shall Perish Everlastingly.

God Is A Spirit. Jesus Was Led Up Of The Spirit To Be Tempted Of The Devil; And It Is Also True That Spirits Are Very Likely To Lead Men To The Devil. Too Intimate Acquaintance With Whisky Toddy Overnight Is Often Followed By The Delirium Tremens And Blue-devils On The Morrow. We Advise Our Readers To Eschew Alike Spirituous And Spiritual Mixtures. They Interfere Sadly With Sober Thinking, And Play The Devil With Your Brains.