I Cannot Find It In Me To

It Is Monstrous That The Feet Should Direct The Head.

If Thy Heart Fails Thee, Climb Not At All.

Where Minds Differ And Opinions Swerve There Is Scant A Friend In That Company.

Though The Sex To Which I Belong Is Considered Weak You Will Nevertheless Find Me A Rock That Bends To No Wind.

A Meal Of Bread, Cheese And Beer Constitutes The Perfect Food.