I Can Write Better Than Anybody Who

There Is A Healthy American Newspaper Tradition Of Not Taking Yourself Seriously It Is The Story You Must Take That Way... And If You Do Take Yourself Seriously, According To This Sound Convention, You Are Supposed To Do Your Best Not To Let Anyone Else Know About It. (like Bed-wetting.)

My Old Friend Looked At Me With A New Respect. He Was Discovering In Me A Capacity For Hypocrisy That He Had Never Credited Me With Before.

Inconsiderate To The Last, Josef Stalin, A Man Who Never Had To Meet A Deadline, Had The Bad Taste To Die In Installments.

A Louisiana Politician Can't Afford To Let His Animosities Carry Him Away, And Still Less His Principles, Although There Is Seldom Difficulty In That Department.

If You Just Try Long Enough And Hard Enough, You Can Always Manage To Boot Yourself In The Posterior.