I Can Wrap My Legs Around My

I'm Aiming To Become The White Oprah.

I Grew Up Studying Ballet; I Grew Up Honing My Craft.

In My Day, I, Being The First Supermodel, I Hawked Everything.

And I Will Never, Ever Respond To Anybody - Man, Woman, Vegetable, Or Mineral - Who Tells Me To Keep My Mouth Shut.

I've Been The Queen Of Dysfunction And Made Every Mistake One Can Make.