I Can Train A Monkey To Wave

I Consider Myself To Be A True Friend Of The Israeli People. But I Define Friendship As Someone Who Takes Care Of A Friend, Who Just Doesn't Use Or Exploit A Friend. And, You Know, There's That Old Adage: 'friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk'.

I Can Train A Monkey To Wave An American Flag. That Does Not Make The Monkey Patriotic.

I Don't Disagree With Anything I've Ever Said. Why In God's Name Would I Disagree With Something I've Said?

My Personal Missteps - How Many Americans Have Died As A Result Of That? None. Other Than My Family, How Many Victims Were There? None. And Yet, In Refusing To Engage In A Responsible Debate About Iraq, How Many Americans Died? Thousands. And America Seems To Have No Problem With That.

One, If You Attack My Integrity, I Will Defend Myself. If You Attack My Patriotism, I Will Defend Myself. If You Come After My Family, I Will Counter-attack Viciously, I Will Destroy You.