I Can Tell When An Actor's Forcing

Apparently Vodka Helps Flowers Last Longer When They're Dying. But You Can Put Vodka In Anything And It'll Make It Better.

As A Kid I Got To Like Hang Out With Stephen King. That Was Like The Highlight Of My Life. Cause I Think He's The Raddest Human Being Ever.

I Cry A Lot. I'll Cry Because I See A Person Walking Down The Street Looking Lonely.

I Don't Cook, I Can't Cook, And It Is Really Abominable To See Me In The Kitchen. I Order In Takeaway Food Or Get My Friends To Cook Because A Lot Of Them Are Very Good.

I'd Rather Be A Few Pounds Heavier And Enjoy Life Than Be Worried All The Time.