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I Never Start A Section Of The Story Without Knowing How It Will End. I Also Consciously Try To Shape The Story As Though It Were A Movie.

To Enter Europe, You Must Have A Valid Passport With A Photograph Of Yourself In Which You Look Like You Are Being Booked On Charges Of Soliciting Sheep.

I'm One Of Those People Who Tells My Wife, "no Coaching From The Sidelines."

Someone Was Tapping On The Window.

The Method Preferred By Most Balding Men For Making Themselves Look Silly Is Called The Comb Over.