I Can Read In Red. I Can

When You Think Things Are Bad, When You Feel Sour And Blue, When You Start To Get Mad... You Should Do What I Do! Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Really Quite Lucky! Some People Are Much More... Oh, Ever So Much More... Oh, Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

I Have Heard There Are Troubles Of More Than One Kind. Some Come From Ahead And Some Come From Behind. But I've Bought A Big Bat. I'm All Ready You See. Now My Troubles Are Going To Have Troubles With Me!

Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And 3/4 Percent Guaranteed.)

I'm Sorry To Say So But, Sadly, It's True That Bang-ups And Hang-ups Can Happen To You.

Somehow You'll Escape All That Waiting And Staying. You'll Find The Bright Places Where Boom Bands Are Playing.