I Can Only Sing Songs My Way.

There's No Damn Business Like Show Business - You Have To Smile To Keep From Throwing Up.

Love Is Like A Faucet, It Turns Off And On.

I Joined Count Basie's Band To Make A Little Money And To See The World. For Two Years I Didn't See Anything But The Inside Of A Blue Goose Bus, And I Never Got To Send Home A Quarter.

I Can't Stand To Sing The Same Song The Same Way Two Nights In Succession. If You Can, Then It Ain't Music, It's Close Order Drill, Or Exercise Or Yodeling Or Something, Not Music.

If I Don't Have Friends, Then I Ain't Nothing.