I Can Only Give My Life In

Hezbollah Is Not A State. They're A, You Know, Supposed Political Party That Happens To Be Armed.

I Would Like To Be Remembered As A Guy Who Had A Set Of Priorities, And Was Willing To Live By Those Priorities. In Terms Of Accomplishments, My Biggest Accomplishment Is That I Kept The Country Safe Amidst A Real Danger.

Yes, We [usa] Can Be Safe And Secure, If We Stay On The Offense Against The Terrorists And If We Spread Freedom And Liberty Around The World.

And I, Unfortunately, Have Been To Too Many Disasters As President.

Humor Can Be A Great Way To Lift Spirits And Relate With Soon-to-be High School Grads. Whether You're In Need Of A Funny Senior Year Quote For A Card, Your Yearbook, Or A Gift, You Can Use This List Of Funny Graduation Quotes By Famous Leaders And Comedians To Get Inspired. To Those Of You Who Received Honors, Awards And Distinctions, I Say Well Done. And To The C Students, I Say You Too May One Day Be President Of The United States.