I Can Never Tell When Something Is

Comedy Is A Noble Art.

My Mother Goes Crazy Over Babies. Some People Just Do. They Love 'em! I Never Have. Babies Scare Me More Than Anything. They're Tiny And Fragile And Impressionable - And Someone Else's! As Much As I Hate Borrowing Stuff, That Is How Much I Hate Holding Other People's Babies. It's Too Much Responsibility.

I Think It Is Really Sad That When People Lose Their Homes They Kind Of Lose Their Minds Too.

Comedians And People In General Have A Cultural Right To Talk About Their Own Culture And Race.

I Can Never Tell When Something Is Funny. I Just Have To Do It Onstage And Find Out.