I Can Never Do Better Than 'fawlty

All Right, But Apart From The Sanitation, Medicine, Education, Wine, Public Order, Irrigation, Roads, The Fresh Water System And Public Health, What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?

What I've Always Wanted To Do Is Be As Funny As Possible.

Either People Walk Round Dressed As Chickens Or They Listen To Beethoven.

Don't Let Anyone Tell You What You Ought To Like.

And Now For Something Completely Different...