I Can Move Objects With My Mind,

People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.

You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?

Surprise Parties Are Strange 'cause People Jump Up And They Yell The Word, 'surprise' At The Party. I Came Home And You Emerged From My Furniture. You Don't Have To Tell Me How To Feel. I Don't Need A Hint.

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.