I Can Manage My Own Pain. I

Yes, I Kidnapped That Lindberg Baby.

Just For The Record, She Still Loves You. She Wouldn't Bother To Torture You If She Didn't.

Inspiration Needs Disease, Injury, Madness.

I Learned All Those Jokes In Second Grade. Second Grade Is Really Where They Tell You Those Horrific Jokes, Racist Jokes And Misogynistic Jokes That You Have No Idea What They Mean, And You Just Memorize Them Because They Have A Very Strong Effect, They Make People Laugh In This Kind Of Nervous, Horrible Way, And It's Only Later That You Realize That You've Got A Head Full Of Crap.

And The Seventh Rule Is If This Is Your First Night At Fight Club, You Have To Fight.