I Can Install Toilets. I Know All

I Still Think Marriage Is A Goofy Institution If You Set It Up As This Institution With A Predetermined Set Of Rules. It's Unhealthy To Have A Predisposed Expectation Of What You Think A Marriage Should Be - As This Thing At The End Of The Rainbow. False Expectations Take Away Joy.

When People Are Like, 'life Is Good,' I Go, 'no, Life Is A Series Of Disastrous Moments, Painful Moments, Unexpected Moments, And Things That Will Break Your Heart. And In Between Those Moments, That's When You Savor, Savor, Savor.'

I've Learned That Success Comes In A Very Prickly Package. Whether You Choose To Accept It Or Not Is Up To You. It's What You Choose To Do With It, The People You Choose To Surround Yourself With. Always Choose People That Are Better Than You. Always Choose People That Challenge You And Are Smarter Than You. Always Be The Student. Once You Find Yourself To Be The Teacher, You've Lost It.

I Know Nothing About Christianity, Nothing About Football, And I'm Not A Republican.

Sure, I'm An Optimistic, Joyous Person, But I'm Also Afraid And Insecure.