I Can Hardly Wait Until Donald Trump

Enron Ceo Kenneth Lay Has Apparently Just Slipped Across The Border Into Pakistan.

Here In New York City, It's Cold. It's So Cold The Republicans Want To Use The Keystone Pipeline To Deliver Soup.

If Ricky Schroder And Gary Coleman Had A Fight On Television With Pool Cues, Who Would Win? 1) Ricky Schroder 2) Gary Coleman 3) The Television Viewing Public

I Think You Can Use Some Of Those Words On Tv. But One Thing You Can't Do Is Throw Coffee, I've Said It Over And Over Again!

All Comedians Are Preoccupied With One Thing And With One Thing Only-themmm-selllves. It's A Horrible Lot In Life.