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Oh, For God's Sake," I Said. "just Give Me The Stupid Thing." I Took The Panic Button And Stuck It Into My Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "gps," Ranger Said To Morelli. "probably I Can Find Her Breast Without It," Morelli Said. "but It's Good To Know There's A Navigational System On Board If I Need It.

No One Expected A First Year Engineering Student To Build The Perfect Bridge.

Lula's Borderline Too Much Of A Good Thing In Lots Of Ways. It Isn't Exactly That Lula Is Fat; It's More That She's Too Short For Her Weight And Her Clothes Are Too Small For The Volume Of Flesh She Carries.

Are You Telling Me Your Brain And Your Lady Parts Decided On A Love Fest Bake-off Winner?

One Of The Men Gave Butch A Bunch Of Volts With A Stun Gun. The Rangeman Didn’t Move Fast Enough, And Butch Grabbed The Gun And Threw It Across The Room. “hunh,” Rangeman Guy Said. “yeah,” I Said. “been There, Done That.” “are You Sure He’s Human?” “maybe You Could Hook A Chain To The Flexicuffs On His Ankles And Drag Him Behind Your Car,” I Said. “we Tried That Once, And Ranger Didn’t Like It,” The Guy Said. “you Do Something Twice That Ranger Doesn’t Like, And You’re Out Of A Job And Damaged.