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I'm Underrealized," Lula Said. "i Gotta Lot Of Untapped Potential. Yesterday My Horoscope Said I Gotta Expand My Horizons." "you Expand Any More In That Dress, And You'll Get Yourself Arrested," Connie Said. -- Twelve Sharp

He Reached Out, Opened The Glove Compartment, And Took Out A Gun. It Was A Smith & Wesson .38 Five-shot Special. It Looked A Lot Like My Gun. "i Stopped By Your Apartment This Morning And Picked This Up For You," Ranger Said. "i Found It In The Cookie Jar." "tough Guys Always Keep Their Gun In The Cookie Jar." "name One." "rockford." Ranger Grinned. "i Stand Corrected.

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One Ranger Is All You'll Ever Need. - Ranger

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.